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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las
Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the
first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
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"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it
isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut
do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls
get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings,
the union man stomped off down
the street in search of a more
equitable, hopefully unionized
shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the
Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules"

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked
around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blond.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the
Madam. Then she gestured to a
92-year old woman in the corner, "but
Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules, she's next."