Get Your Sense of
"Ha Ha" on!
Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
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Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
Two Newfies Go Camping
Two Newfies go camping and pack a cooler with
sandwiches and beer.

After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot, but
realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first Newfie
turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get
the opener or else we have no beer".

"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will
have eaten all the food."

"I promise I won't," says the Newfie. "Just hurry!"

Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second
Newfie. Exasperated and starving, the first Newfie digs into
the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second Newfie pops out
from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it!! I'm not friggin'
going!!!!"

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