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that there are
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Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle
Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to
pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, a blonde named Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory
and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee.
He complains that she is
incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up,
putting the entire
production line behind
schedule.

The Personnel Manager
decides he should see
this for himself, so the 2
men march down to the
factory floor.