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Sumbich
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won
the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'

No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That
was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some
stock options?'

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you
want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in
the pool!'

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A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party
and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He
held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party,
the host said, 'I have a 10
foot man-eating gator in my
pool and I'll give a million
dollars to anyone who has
the nerve to jump in.'

The words were barely out of
his mouth when there was a
loud splash.
Everyone turned around and
saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! He was jabbing
it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and
choke holds,  biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through
the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy
and the gator were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a
dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly
climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just
staring at him in
disbelief.

Finally the host says,
'Well, Leroy, I reckon I
owe you a million
dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't
want it,' said Leroy.