Get Your Sense of
"Ha Ha" on!
Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
®
Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
Please help me keep
this site going if you
can! Nothing makes
me happier than being
able to make others
keep smiling. Thanks.
Paypal option is
available.
Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home, his wife said "I've never seen you work so late,
what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day
of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on the
porch!

Add to Google Reader or Homepage


A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to her prayers God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and
good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know Daddy, it just seemed like the thing
to do."

The next day Grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father
put the girl to bed and listened
to her prayers, which went like
this: "God bless Mommy, God
Bless Daddy and good-bye
Grandma."

The next day the grandmother
died.

Oh my God, thought the father,
this kid is in contact with the
other side!
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard
her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up
at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all
day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could
get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of
going home at the end of the day he
stayed there, drinking coffee, looking
at his watch and jumping at every
sound.