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  • Rinse off and get out of shower.
  • Partially dry off.
  • Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
    tub the whole time.
  • Admire wiener size in mirror again.
  • Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
  • Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
  • If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
    woo-woo sound again.
  • Throw wet towel on her pillow.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind
this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh,
and... woo-woo!!!
This is absolutely hilarious. I laugh every time I read these
comparisons, and never get bored of reading this joke either.

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Part 1: How to Shower Like a Woman:

  • Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
    to lights and darks.
  • Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
  • If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
  • Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to
    do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
    pumice stone.
  • Wash your hair once with
    cucumber and sage shampoo
    with 43 added vitamins.
  • Wash your hair again to
    make sure it's clean.
  • Condition your hair with
    grapefruit mint conditioner.
  • Wash your face with crushed
    apricot facial scrub for 10
    minutes until red.
  • Wash entire rest of body
    with ginger nut and jaffa
    cake body wash.
  • Rinse conditioner off hair.
  • Turn off shower.
  • Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
  • Spray mould spots with Tilex.
  • Get out of shower.
  • Dry with towel the size of a small country.
  • Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
  • Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
  • If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Part 2: How to Shower Like a Man:

  • Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
    them in a pile.
  • Walk naked to the bathroom.
  • If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making
    the woo-woo sound.
  • Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
  • Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Wash your face.
  • Wash your armpits.
  • Blow your nose in your
    hands and let the water
    rinse the snot off.
  • Fart and laugh at how
    loud it sounds in the
    shower.
  • Spend majority of time
    washing privates and
    surrounding area.
  • Wash your butt, leaving
    those coarse butt hairs
    stuck on the soap.
  • Wash your hair.
  • Make a shampoo Mohawk.
  • Pee.