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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get
back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the
baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when! Dad gets
home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex,
and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the
Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the
disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG."

The Boy with the flattened frog...

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk,
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the
doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the
Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why
not, so she told him to come
in. Once in, she told him to
pick any of the girls he liked.

He asked, "Do any of the
girls have any diseases?"

Of course the Madam said
no.

He said, "I heard all the
men talking about having to
get shots after making love
with Amber. THAT'S the girl
I want."
Since the little boy was so ada! mant and had the money to pay for it,
the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed
down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes
later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed
out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in
the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know,
tonight when I get home, my parents are
going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving
me at home with a baby-sitter. After
they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex
with me because she just happens to be
very fond of cute little boys.