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His wife sympathizes and makes
him a cup of tea. As they sit
down, she says, "Why don't you
take my brother with you and
give it one more try?"

"That's no good," sighs Arthur.
"Your brother's a hundred and
three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three,"
says the wife, "but his eyesight is
perfect. He can watch the ball for
you."

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Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his
retirement 25 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells
his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad
that once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."
"Of course I did!" replies the brother-in-law. "I have perfect
eyesight." "Where did it go?" asks Arthur. "I don't remember."
So the next day Bob teed off with Jimmy looking on. He swung
and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. Do you
see it, do you see it? Asked Bob in anticipation. "Yep!" Jimmy
answered.