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that Coca-cola
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average person is about
a quarter of an inch
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that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
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that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
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Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
The husband says, "We've got to give it back."

She says, "Finders keepers." And when they get
home she hides it in the attic.

The next day, two FBI men show up at their home.
They say,"Pardon me, did any one in this house find
any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

She says, "No."

The husband says, "My wife is lying, she took the
money and hid it in the attic."

She says, "Don't believe him, he's a bit senile."

So they sit the man down and begin to question him.

The FBI guy says, "Tell us the story from the
beginning."

The old man says, "Well, my wife and I were on our
way home from school..."
It Pays to be a bit Senile

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A couple is celebrating their fiftieth wedding
anniversary. They go down to
their old school. There, in a corner, they hold hands
as they find their old desk where he had carved, "I
love you, Sally."
On the way
home, a bag
of money
falls out of
the armored
car in front of
them. She
picks it up
and counts
fifty thousand
dollars.