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| The Newfie was very loud in expressing his disbelief so the man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several other people, and each time the elephant stamped his foot, the people said he was correct. |
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| The elephant looked very closely at the skeptic, then turned around, raised his tail and broke wind like you wouldn't believe. Then he turned back around and stomped his foot twice. The Newfie stumbled back, amazed, and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried, "Lard tunderin' Jaysus b'y, he's right...I'm farty-two!" |
| The Newfie got even louder and more abusive toward the man. Finally, the trainer could take it no longer, and offered to bet the Newfie that the elephant could look at him and tell him his age. The Newfie accepted the wager. |
A Newfoundland man living in Toronto decided to visit the zoo. While
there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant
could look at a person and tell that person's age. The Newfie was very
skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms, and not so politely!!
there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant
could look at a person and tell that person's age. The Newfie was very
skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms, and not so politely!!
The man had the elephant look
at a small boy, and the
elephant stamped its foot 9
times.
"Is that right?" he asked the
boy. "Oh yes!," the boy said.
The Newfie was very loud in not
believing that this was true. So
the man asked the elephant to
tell the ages of several other
people, and each time the
elephant stamped his foot, and
the people admitted that the
elephant was indeed correct
about their ages.
at a small boy, and the
elephant stamped its foot 9
times.
"Is that right?" he asked the
boy. "Oh yes!," the boy said.
The Newfie was very loud in not
believing that this was true. So
the man asked the elephant to
tell the ages of several other
people, and each time the
elephant stamped his foot, and
the people admitted that the
elephant was indeed correct
about their ages.
