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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
This little old lady went to the store to purchase some dog food
where she was informed by the clerk that there was a policy in place
on old ladies purchasing dog food. Apparently they've had old ladies
go in and buy the food for their pets and eat it themselves, so they
now need to bring proof.

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A little ticked, the old lady went back
home, got her precious pooch, and
returned to the store, then they sold
her the dog food.

She returned to the store the
following day to purchase food for her
cat and was advised of the same
policy only with cats. So, the lady
stormed out of the store and returned
shortly after with her spiteful
Whiskies and was approved to
purchase the cat food.
The next day, the old lady went back yet again to the store; only this
time, she was carrying a small black container. She brought it directly
to the clerk and requested that she stick her hand inside of it.

"Why? What's in it?" the clerk asked.

"Just put your hand in here," the old lady demanded.
"No thank you, how do I know there's nothing
in it that won't chomp on me?"

"I can assure you, there's nothing in it that
will bite you!"

After briefly hesitating, the clerk gave in and
put her hand in the container and felt the
contents. She immediately pulled them out to
examine them screamed.
Standing on the other side of the counter, the old lady was smiling and
asked "do I have your approval now to purchase some ass wipe?"