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Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
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average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
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that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever
friggin does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came
would I be standing here, dumbass?
9 Irritating Things
Irritating things about what some people do and say. When said aloud, it sounds too funny.
Some of them are the funniest I've ever heard before. I'm sure you'll laugh your ass off at
these. I know I did and still do whenever I read them.

1. When people point at their watch and ask what time it is. I know where my watch is pal, where
the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because
they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is
a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place
you look". Of course it is. Why the heck
would you keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are
they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film
"did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $18 to
come to the cinema and stare at the friggin
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a
question?".... Didn't really give me a choice
there, did ya sunshine?