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Newlyweds
At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year-old. Since her
new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding, she and
Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her
new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night
together.

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After the wedding festivities Lou Anne
prepares herself for bed and the expected
knock on the door. Sure enough the knock
comes, the door opens and there is Morris,
her 85-year-old groom ready for action.

They unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes
leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to
sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another
knock on her bedroom door, and it's Morris.
Again, he is ready for more action. Somewhat
surprised, Lou Anne consents for more
coupling. When the newlyweds are done,
Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond
goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Morris is back again,
rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action.
Once again they enjoy each other. But as Morris gets set to leave again, his
young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can
perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your
age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, "You mean I was
here already?"

Alzheimer's - it has its advantages.