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Murphy's Hat
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost
fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in
church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught Murphy and
said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass.
What made you come?"

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Murphy said, "I got to be honest
with you Father, a while back, I
misplaced me hat and I really,
really love that hat. I know that
McGlynn had a hat just like me
hat, and I knew that McGlynn
come to church every Sunday. I
also knew that McGlynn had to
take off his hat during Mass and
I figured he would leave it in
the back of church. So, I was
going to leave after Communion
and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I noticed you didn't steal McGlynn's
hat; what made you change your mind?"

Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10
commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile
and said; "After I talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Steal' you decided you
would rather do without your hat
than deal with divine retribution,
right?"

Murphy shook his head and said, "No,
Father. After you talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I
remembered where I left me hat."