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Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
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Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
Men Are Like..
1. Men are like laxatives; Laxatives irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like bananas; the older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like weather; nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like blenders; You need one, but you're not totally sure why.

5. Men are like chocolate bars; sweet, smooth, and usually they head
directly for your hips.

6. Men are like commercials; you can't take what they say seriously.

7. Men are like department outlets; their clothes are half off all the
time.

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8. Men are like
government bonds; they
mature ever sooo slowly.

9. Men are like mascara;
they run fast at the first
sign of emotion.

10. Men are like popcorn;
 they only satisfy you for
a little while.
11. Men are like snowstorms; you can't predict when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it's going to last.

12. Men are like lava lamps; they're fun to look at, but not the
brightest of bright.

13. Men are like parking spots; all the good ones are taken, the
others are handicapped.