Get Your Sense of
"Ha Ha" on!
Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
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Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
Why Men Are Just
Happier People
  • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
    minutes.

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Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple
creatures?

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
    restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding dress $5000. Tux
    rental-$100.
  • People never stare at your
    chest when you're talking
    to them.
  • The occasional well-
    rendered belch is practically
    expected.
  • New shoes don't cut,
    blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are
    over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.     
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your
    clothes.
  • Everything on your face stays its
    original color.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years,
    maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and
    neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
    Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes --
    one color for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how
    your legs look.