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that Coca-cola
was originally
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average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
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that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
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that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
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Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
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19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy
Level of Insanity (LMAO)
7. Finish all your sentences with
"In Accordance With The
Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
OMG These are hilarious!
Imagine doing these things!
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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5. Put decaf in the coffee maker
for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine
addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your
cheques, write "For Smuggling
Diamonds".
12. Sing! ... Along at the
Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital
and ask why the poems
don't rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito netting
around your work area and
play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance,
tell your friends you can't
attend their party because
you're not in the mood.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat; with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.