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Would Love to be 8
What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto
the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked 'Well Sweetie, what was it like to be
eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I
meant my dress size, you f*ckin twit'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he still
can't get it right.

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A man asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday. She
replied, "I'd love to be eight again actually".

So, when her birthday arrived, he got up early, made her a
nice big bowl of Coco Puffs, and then took her off to the local
theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the
park:

The Death Slide
The Wall of Fear
The Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head
was spinning and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed
to a McDonalds where her
loving husband ordered her
a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a refreshing
chocolate milkshake.

Then they took off to the
movies: they watched the
latest Star Wars epic,
shared a hot dog and some
popcorn, and had all the pop
she could drink with her
favorite candy and M&M's.