Get Your Sense of
"Ha Ha" on!
Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
®
Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
Losing Engines
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to
Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and
gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is
nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an
hour longer than scheduled, but we still have
three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One
more engine has failed and the flight will take an
additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly
just fine on two engines."
An hour later
the captain
announced,
"One more
engine has
failed and our
arrival will be
delayed another
three hours. But
don't worry ...
we still have
one engine left."
A young blonde passenger turned to the man in
the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more
engine, we'll be up here all day!"

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