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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that Farts have
been clocked at
a speed of 10
feet per second?
"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you
read?"

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with
great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
Kids Really Do Listen To Their Teachers

Did you know
that A duck's
quack doesn't
echo, and no
one knows why?
Did you know that New Jersey and Oregon are the only two
states where it is illegal to pump your own gas?
A group of kindergartens were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced
was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding
them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your
GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People'
words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he
had done. "I took a ride on a choo
choo."

She said "No, you took a ride on a
TRAIN. You must remember to
use "Big People' words."