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"Ha Ha" on!
Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
®
Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met
her at the gates and said, 'You have
been a good cat all these years.
Anything you want is yours for the
asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then
said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and
slept on hard wooden floors. I would like
a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'
God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat
had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an
accident and they all went to Heaven
together. God met the mice at the gates
with the same offer that He made to the cat

The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run
all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even
people with brooms! If we could just have
some little roller skates, we would not
have to run again.'

God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had
beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later,
God decided to
check on the cat.
He found her sound
asleep on her fluffy
pillow. God gently
awakened the cat
and asked, 'Is
everything okay?
How have you been
doing? Are you
happy?'
The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so
happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on
Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'
This funny joke was e-mailed to me by a good friend.
Huge Fluffy
Pillow

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