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| How To Properly Hug A Baby |
| ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!! THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW Instructions for properly hugging a baby. 1. First, spy a baby. |
| 2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby. |
| 3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. |
| 4. The 'paw slide' - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. |
| Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. |
| **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier. |