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is striped, not
just their fur?
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that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
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that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
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Hospital Stay
A woman called a local hospital:

"Hello. Could you connect me to the
person who gives information about
patients? I'd like to find out if a
patient is getting better, doing as
expected or getting worse."

The voice on the other end said
"What is the patients name and room
number #?"

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"Sarah Finkel, Room 302."

"I'll connect you to the nursing station."

"Third floor nursing station. How can I help you?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records."
"Mrs. Finkel is very well. In fact she had two
full meals, her blood pressure is fine. She is
to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple
of hours, and if she continues this
improvement, Dr Cohen is going to send her
home on Tuesday."

The woman said "What a relief! Oh, that's
fantastic. That's wonderful news."
The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family
member, or are you a very close friend?"

"Neither. I'm Sarah Finkel in Room 302. Nobody tells me sh**!"