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Headaches And Hypnotists
A woman comes home and tells her husband,
"Remember those headaches I've been having all these
years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?", the husband asks, "What
happened?"

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His wife replies,
"Margie referred me to
a hypnotist. He told me
to stand in front of a
mirror, stare at myself
and repeat 'I do not
have a headache, I do
not have a headache, I
do not have a
headache.' It worked!
The headaches are all
gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." His wife
then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you
go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for
that?"

The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment,
the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his
wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the
bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes
later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to
his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the
bathroom, comes back and
round two was even better than
the first time. The wife sits up
and her head is spinning. Her
husband again says, "Don't
move, I'll be right back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his
wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she
sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my
wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"

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