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One day, a mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a
street performer.
Gorilla Mime

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As soon as he starts to into his office. The
zoo keeper explains to the mime that the
zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla,
died suddenly and the keeper fears that
attendance at the zoo will fall off.

He offers the mime a job to dress up as
the gorilla until they can get another one.
The mime accepts the offer.
So, the next morning, before the crowd
arrives, the mime puts on the gorilla suit
and enters the cage.
He discovers that it's a great job. He can
sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people, and he draws larger crowds
than he ever did as a mime on the street.

However, eventually the crowd tires of him, and he tires of just swinging on
auto tires. He notices that the people are paying more attention to the lion
in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he
climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the
top of the lion's cage.

Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it. At the end of
the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a
good attraction.

Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the
crowd grows larger, and his salary keeps going up.
Then, one day, when he is dangling over the top of the lion's cage, he slips
and falls. The mime is terrified.
The lion raises himself up and prepares
to pounce.
The mime is so scared that he begins to
run around the cage with the lion in hot
pursuit.

Finally, the mime starts screaming,
"Help! Help me!"
The lion is quick and pounces. The mime
soon finds him flat on his back looking up
at the angry lion. The lion says, "Shut
up, you idiot, or we'll both lose our jobs!"