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Getting Police to Respond
Quickly When You're Old
George Phillips of Meridian,
Mississippi was going up to
bed when his wife told him
that he'd left the light on in
the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom
window.

George opened the back door
to go turn off the light but
saw that there were people in
the shed stealing things.

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He phoned the police, who asked, 'Is someone in your house?' and he
said, 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should
simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd
shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

(True Story - very funny) I LOVE IT - The older you get, the wiser you
get! So...remember, don't mess with old people!!