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Getting Canada Pension Without
I.D.
She listened to the whole story and then said, "You should
have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability,
too."

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Having reached the age of 62, I went to apply for Canada
Pension last week. After waiting in line for a very long time, I
finally got to the counter. The woman there asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my
pockets and realized,
to my great dismay,
that I had left my
wallet on the
nightstand in my
bedroom. I told the
lady that I was very
sorry, but I seemed
to have left my wallet
at home. "I'll have to
go get it and come
back later," I said.
At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt."

I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots of curly
silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on
your chest is proof enough for
me," and, with that, she
promptly processed my
application.

When I got home, I couldn't
wait to tell my wife about my
experience at the Canada
Pension Office.