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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
They ask to see his car
and she asks why.
They insist on seeing
his car, so she takes
them to the garage.
She opens the door.
There sitting in the
garage is the police
car, with all its lights
still flashing.

True story, told by the
driver at his first AA
meeting.
Funny True Story

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True Story. Jacksonville, FL Police Dept.

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead
to take him home. He says no -- he only lives a mile away.

About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over for
weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.
Just as he starts, the
police radio blares out a
notice of a robbery taking
place in a house just a
block away. The police
tell the party animal to
stay put, they will be
right back and they hop a
fence and run down the
street to the robbery..
The guy waits and waits
and finally decides to
drive home.
When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell
anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has
been in bed all day.

A few hours later the police knock on the door They ask if Mr. Joe is
there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies
that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day. However, the
police have his driver's license.