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Just Because I'm From
Newfoundland
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate
a
Newfoundlander again!

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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive,
double-pane, energy-efficient kind of windows.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He
was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year
ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

"Helllooooo?"
Now just because I'm from
Newfoundland doesn't mean that I
am automatically stupid. So I told
him just exactly what his
fast-talking sales guy had told ME
last year...namely, that in just ONE
YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves.

"Helllooooo?" (I told him). "It's been
a year!"