Get Your Sense of
"Ha Ha" on!
Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
®
Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
Please help me keep
this site going if you
can! Nothing makes
me happier than being
able to make others
keep smiling. Thanks.
Paypal option is
available.
Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
Favourite Fairy Tales With A Twist
" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of
power! Tell me his name!"
Cinderella replied, "I can't remember, exactly, .. Peter, Peter,
something or other..." (Pumpkin Eater)
_______________________________

Add to Google Reader or Homepage


CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother
won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,
and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go
to the ball, but only on two conditions.
First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees.
"What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will
turn into a pumpkin,"
Cinderella agrees to be
home by 2:00 a.m. The
appointed hour comes and
goes, and Cinderella
doesn't show up. Finally,
at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella
shows up, looking love
struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?"
demands the Fairy
Godmother. "Your
diaphragm was supposed
to turn into a pumpkin
three hours ago!!!"
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend
who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were
having sex. Pinocchio, therefore,
went to visit Gepetto to see if he
could help. Gepetto suggested he try
a little sandpaper wherever indicated
and Pinocchio skipped away
enlightened. A couple weeks later,
Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing
happily through town and asked him,
"How's the girlfriend?"
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted
to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how
he managed to have sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a
hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, " Tarzan you have
it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took
off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs.
"Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her
an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that
for?"
"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when
suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and,
holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your
brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic
basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and
said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in
the book."
(You go, Red!!)
_____________________________________________

MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the
judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking
Goofy."
SNOW WHITE saw
Pinocchio walking
through the woods so
she ran up behind him,
knocked him flat on his
back, and then sat on
his face crying, "Lie to
me! Lie to me!"
(I guess there are men
you wouldn't want to be
honest all the time)

Did you know...Captain
Hook died from jock itch.