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that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
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Favourite Fairy Tales With A Twist
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and
promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but
only on two conditions.
First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees.
"What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a
pumpkin,"
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes,
and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking
love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was
supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell
me his name!"
Cinderella replied, "I can't remember, exactly, .. Peter, Peter, something or other..."
(Pumpkin Eater)
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PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto
to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever
indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto
saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the
girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the
Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat,
said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled
out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to
eat me, just like it says in the book."
(You go, Red!!)
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MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said
to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."
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SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind
him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie
to me!"
(I guess there are men you wouldn't want to be honest all the time)
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Did you know...Captain Hook died from jock itch.
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One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and
during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed to have sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a
tree." Horrified, she said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how
to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread
her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick
in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What
the hell did you do that
for?"
"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

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