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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks over and
sees a real big guy standing there.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him so he looks down and
says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles,
Turner Brown."
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The little guy faints and falls to the
floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings
him to, shaking him. The big guy
says:
"What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says,
"What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me
..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private,
my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?! ... Sweet Jesus, I thought you
said, "Turn around"