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average person is about
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is striped, not
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species are
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
The Lone Ranger replies,
"I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?"
asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders
for a minute, and after
great thought says,
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of
planets.
Dumber Than
Buffalo Shit
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they
got their tent all set up, ate jerky and beans, and settled the horses for the
night, both men climbed into their bedrolls and fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see?"
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteor logically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe...You dumber than
buffalo shit. It tells me someone stole our tent!”

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