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species are
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
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Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table
by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of
shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten
shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then
cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few
days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.
Curtain Rods
Did you know
that Banging
your head
against a wall
uses 150
calories an hour?
They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and
airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents, and
carpets were steam cleaned.

Air freshener were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which they had to move out
for a few days, and in the end they even paid
to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
NOTHING worked!

People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to
move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a
buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors
refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new
place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga
of the rotting house.
She listened politely, and said that she missed her old
home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce
settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was,
he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the
house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the
papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour
his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving
company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods!

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