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Cursing While At Work
Dear Employees:

It's been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the
department have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with
their co-workers.  Due to some complaints received from some employees who may be
easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.  We do, however, realize
the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when
communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided below
so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number  1
TRY  SAYING:  I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:  You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number  2
TRY SAYING:  She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:  She's a f___ing bit__.

Number  3
TRY SAYING:  Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:  And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number  4
TRY SAYING:  I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:  No f___ing way.

Number  5
TRY SAYING:  Really?
INSTEAD OF:  You've got to be sh___ing me!
Did you know that
A rhinoceros horn
is made of
compacted hair?
Number  6
TRY SAYING:  Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:  Tell someone who gives a sh__.
Number  9
TRY SAYING:  I'm not sure this can be
implemented....  INSTEAD OF:  This sh__ won't
work.

Number  10
TRY SAYING:  I'll try to schedule that.... INSTEAD
OF:  Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
Number  7
TRY SAYING:  I wasn't involved in the project......
INSTEAD OF:  It's not my f___ing problem.

Number  8
TRY SAYING:  That's interesting...... INSTEAD OF:  What the f___?
Number  11
TRY SAYING:  He's not familiar with the issues..... INSTEAD OF:  He's got his head up his
a__.

Number  12
TRY SAYING:  Excuse me, sir? .... INSTEAD OF:  Eat sh__ and die.

Number  13
TRY SAYING:  So you weren't happy with it? .... INSTEAD OF:  Kiss my a__.

Number  14
TRY SAYING:  I'm a bit overloaded at the moment..... INSTEAD OF:  F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number  15
TRY SAYING:  I don't think you understand..... INSTEAD OF:  Shove it up your a__.

Number  16
TRY SAYING:  I love a challenge..... INSTEAD OF:  This f___ing job sucks.

Number  17
TRY SAYING:  You want me to take care of that?.... INSTEAD OF:  Who the f___  died and
made you boss?

Number  18
TRY SAYING:  He's somewhat insensitive..... INSTEAD OF:  He's a  pr_ck.

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