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Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
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Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
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that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
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that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like
a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
''Hey boy, watch ya got there?"
"It's a pussy willow. "Wait up...I'll get my hat."

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An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise
when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his
arm. The Old man shouts, "Hey boy, watch ya got there?"
"Roll of chicken wire."
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset,
the boy comes walking by, dragging behind him the chicken wire
with about 30 chickens caught in it.
The next morning, the old man is
out watching the sun rise and he
sees the boy walk by carrying
something in his hand.
"Hey boy, watch ya got there?"
"Roll of duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You damn fool! You can't catch
ducks with duct tape!"
Again, the boy just laughs and
keeps walking. That night around
sunset the boy walks by, trailing
behind him the unrolled roll of
duct tape with about 35 ducks
caught in it.