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Did you know
that On average,
people fear
spiders more than
they do death?
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Did you know that
banging your head
against a wall uses 150
calories an hour?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that you are
more likely to be
killed by a
champagne cork
than by a
poisonous
spider?
That week she visited her
local car dealer and spied a
beautiful Jaguar XK140
convertible. It was
wonderfully restored and she
fell in love with it's gorgeous
red paint job. An empty
check stub later and off she
was tearing down the leafy
country lanes enjoying her
beautiful new car. Her long
blonde hair was flowing in the
wind, music blaring from the
radio, what could possibly go
wrong?
Did you know that
If Barbie were
life-size her
measurements
would be
39-23-33. She
would stand seven
feet, two inches
tall and have a
neck twice the
length of a normal
human's neck?
Did you know that
Almonds are
members of the
peach family?

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A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It
lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one.
She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a MG convertible.
At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly
coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a
few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily
she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the Auto Club
and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.

"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?"
"Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."

"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was
purring like a cat again.

"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?" "Simple really, just
crap in the carburetor," he replied.

Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK... How many times a week do I have
to do that?"