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"Ha Ha" on!
Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
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Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,
SEEKS FROG.

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6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME
THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY
DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN.

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE
SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?
14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK
BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST
TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU
WILL NOT WIN.
17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?