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Three Blonde's were all applying for the last available position on the all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he
opened it and pulled out a picture and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to
detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such
as scars and so forth."

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So saying, he stuck the photo in the face
of the first blonde and withdrew it after
about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did
you notice any distinguishing features
about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did.
He has only one eye! "The detective
shook his head and said, "Of course he
has only one eye in this picture! It's a
profile of his face! You're dismissed!" The
first blond hung her head and walked out
of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, said, "What about you? Notice anything
unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't
you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you
can only see one ear!! You're excused too!" The second blond sheepishly walked out of the
office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a
waste of time, but . . "He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and
withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this
man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took
another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He
looked up at the blond with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio
says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he
certainly can't wear glasses."