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Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
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Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
The other day my neighbor, who is blond, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy
but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along
with her.

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She said, "I have some
really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why
you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and,
breathing heavily from all
the jumping up and down,
told me that she was
pregnant! I knew that she
had been trying for a while
so I told her, "That's great!
I couldn't be happier for
you!"
Then she said, "There's more.."

I asked, "What do you mean ' more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a
home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"