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species are
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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
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Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
A husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife
promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house
adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to
cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
said, “Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all
over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces
of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

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"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry
about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary.
Actually I want to thank you. You
see, I'm a genie, and I've been
trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant
three wishes".

I'll give you each one wish, but if
you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like
a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you
a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,"
she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,
burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's
your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and
haven't been with a woman in more than a
thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee,
honey, you know we both now have a fortune,
and all those houses, what do you think? She
mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right. Considering our good
fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon
enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the
genie rolled over and looked directly into her
eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded
breathlessly.

"No Kidding," he said." Thirty-five years
old.....and both
of you still believe in genies?


This truly is hysterical, don't you think? I know
I love it!