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Did you know that
Peanuts are one of
the ingredients of
dynamite?
Did you know
that
the word
racecar and
kayak are the
same whether
they are read
left to right or
right to left?
Bake a Cake or go to Bed
There's a couple at home and the husband is watching TV when the
wife asked him, "Honey, can you fix the light please in the hallway?
It's been flickering off and on for weeks now."

He looks up at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights NOW? Does it
look like I have I have GE written on my forehead? I think NOT!"

"FINE!", she replied.

Then, the wife asked, "Well then, can you fix the fridge door? It' won't
close properly."

To which he responded, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have
WESTINGHOUSE written on my forehead? I think NOT!"

"FINE", she said. How about the steps to the front door? Can you
please fix them at least because they are about to break?"

"I'M NO CARPENTER AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE FIXING STEPS!"
He says, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'ACE HARDWARE'
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE HAD
ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!"

So, he leaves to go to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours and
then he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, so he
decides to go home.

As he walks up to the house, he notices the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house, he sees that the hall light is working fine.

As he goes to the fridge to get a beer, he takes notice that the fridge
door shuts properly. Everything his wife asked him to fix just a couple
of hours ago is now fixed!

"HONEY", He calls to his wife, "HOW DID ALL THIS GET FIXED?"

She replied, "Well, after you left, I sat outside and broke down in tears.

Just then, a nice young man approached me and asked what was
wrong, and I told him.

He ended up offering to do ALL the repairs in exchange for either a
home made baked cake or I could go to bed with him."

He asked, "So, what kind of cake did you bake?"

She replied, "HELLOOOOO.. Do you see 'BETTY CROCKER'
written on my forehead? I DON'T THINK SO!"

Did you know that
the word racecar and
kayak are the same
whether they are
read left to right or
right to left?
Did you know that
Stewardesses' is the
longest word that is
typed with only the
left hand?