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Peanuts are one of
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that the word
racecar and
kayak are the
same whether
they are read
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Bake a Cake or go to Bed
There's a couple at home and the husband is watching TV when the wife asked
him, "Honey, can you fix the light please in the hallway? It's been flickering off and
on for weeks now."

He looks up at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights NOW? Does it look like I have I
have GE written on my forehead? I think NOT!"

"FINE!", she replied.
Did you know that
the word racecar and
kayak are the same
whether they are
read left to right or
right to left?
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Stewardesses' is the
longest word that is
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Then, the wife asked, "Well
then, can you fix the fridge
door? It' won't close properly."

To which he responded, "Fix
the fridge door? Does it look
like I have WESTINGHOUSE
written on my forehead? I
think NOT!"

"FINE", she said. How about
the steps to the front door?
Can you please fix them at
least because they are about
to break?"
"I'M NO CARPENTER AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE FIXING STEPS!" He says, DOES IT
LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'ACE HARDWARE' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T
THINK SO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!"

So, he leaves to go to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours and then he starts
to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, so he decides to go home.

As he walks up to the house, he notices the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house, he sees that the hall light is working fine.

As he goes to the fridge to get a beer, he takes notice that the fridge door shuts
properly. Everything his wife asked him to fix just a couple of hours ago is now
fixed!
"HONEY", He calls to his wife, "HOW DID
ALL THIS GET FIXED?"

She replied, "Well, after you left, I sat
outside and broke down in tears.

Just then, a nice young man approached
me and asked what was wrong, and I told
him.

He ended up offering to do ALL the repairs
in exchange for either a home made baked
cake or I could go to bed with him."
He asked, "So, what kind of cake did you bake?"

She replied, "HELLOOOOO.. Do you see 'BETTY CROCKER' written on my
forehead? I DON'T THINK SO!"