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that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
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that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?
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Did you know that
John Lennon's first
girlfriend was named
Thelma Pickles?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
A young boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm,
his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little
boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken.
Bacon & egg lovers, you
must see this short video!
Did you know that
there are fewer
people in Los
Angeles than there
are automobiles?
He goes to feed the
cows, and he kicks a
cow.

He goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for
breakfast and his
mother g gives him a
bowl of dry cereal. "How
come I don't get any
eggs and bacon? Why
don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.
Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week
you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast in a bad mood and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are
you going to tell him, or should I?

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