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Did you know
that Coca-cola
was originally
green?
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Did you know that the
average person is about
a quarter of an inch
taller at night?
Did you know
that Tigers skin
is striped, not
just their fur?
Did you know
that 90% of bird
species are
monogamous?

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Did you know that
Hitler and Napoleon
were both missing
one testicle ?
Did you know
that there are
fewer people in
Los Angeles
than there are
automobiles?
"One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to
pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there.
It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we
were both drenched in sweat." admitted the man, shamefacedly.
The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, "You understand this means you will not be
welcome in our church."
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're not welcome at Home Depot
either."
Abstinence

A young couple wanted to join a church, the pastor told them, "We have a special
requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor
ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very
depressed.
"You're back so soon... Is there a problem?", the pastor inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that
we did not manage to abstain from sex
for the required month", the young man
replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult,
however, we managed to abstain
through sheer willpower."
"The second week was terrible, but with
the use of prayer, we managed to
abstain."
"However, the third week was
unbearable. We tried cold showers,
prayer, reading from the Bible; anything
to keep our minds off carnal thoughts."
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